Zero News Day

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Crazy waxing lady came round today. I suspect she should probably work on her marketing strategy.

“Honestly, I’ve been so busy. You’d be horrified If I showed you my bikini line. It’s ridiculous.”

I assured her that there was no need for proof. I was more than happy to take her word for it!

Other than that excitement, my only expedition was to the supermarket. On a Saturday. With all of the other people. I am convinced that dementors hide in there. I would much rather go to the dentist. They should give me a lollipop and a ‘brave girl’ sticker when I leave.

But they didn’t, so I popped into Greggs and bought sausage rolls for everyone (vegan for The Youngest Mini Princess and me). Lunch of champions!

C