Burn Baby Burn

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Want to know what’s not funny? When you have accidentally heated soup in the temperamental microwave at work to the temperature of lava and then take a big drink of it.

And then feel it burning all the way down your oesophagus because despite the burning, there’s a dim awareness that spitting it out over the desk probably isn’t great office etiquette.

I had to go out for a couple of cold gins with Kitty Cat tonight. For soothing purposes only. Obviously.

C