I'm a Seagull!

April Fool!

What?! You mean it's not April?!! Well I hope you found me Your Royal Bonyness a nice surprise anyway. As you left me here standing on the upstairs landing while you went wild in Scotland, I want to say a late Happy New Year to you!

P.S. I am far superior to a seagull and am much nicer to have around. I don't make that 'CAW' sound all day, I don't cost a fortune in bread and best of all I don't sh*t anywhere!

That is all. Good night. I am too tired for anymore!

Track? Here's Gary Moore - Too Tired