Self-Proclaimed Champion

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Our party of 12 had breakfast this morning. Most of us were quite quiet as we were recovering and/or tired. Except Kitty Cat’s youngest, Wolverine, who (on account of being 7) was as hyper as always. He proudly announced during breakfast that he was “the best.” When pressed, he clarified that he was “the best at pooing.”

I was intrigued as to how measures his pooing skills (Consistency? Frequency? Size? Efficiency? Potency of smell?) but decided not to explore this with him as we were eating. It might have tipped the fragile adults over the edge!

We headed back and had a quiet afternoon. The Eldest Mini Princess and I watched the last couple of episodes of “What We Do In The Shadows.” The orgy episode made me laugh out loud. Colin Robinson in a leather harness and Jeremy the virgin!

C