The Old Ones Are The Best

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Prince and I had an invitation to a party tonight - Yaaay.

Except that it was a 21st and we were there as the parents friends/old people - Boo.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

Only yesterday, I was going to 21st parties and we looked at the old people with that mixture of “Aw, it’s nice that there are other old people for Shazza’s parents to speak to” and “OMG, the last time those dance moves were seen was in the ark” but also secret envy. The “old people” always seemed to be having a ball and giving exactly zero f**ks about what anyone else thought of them and their shape throwing.

So we went, hung out with the other old people and gave zero f**ks. Jenk, the father of the birthday girl, decided that he needed a change from the modern tunes and asked his peers for suggestions. The next song that played was “Forever In Blue Jeans.” Bet you can’t work out who came up with that.

C