Did I ever tell you the one.......

I noticed this in a shop window and was straightaway reminded of Luke a week or so back. 
I was showing him one of my latest Collins Gems book collection, Crossword Puzzle Solver.
I told him that if I wanted to, for example, look up 'birds' then I can get a whole list. 
"Like this", I said. "See, Snowbird".
"Well, that' ‘s‘no’ bird at all", quoth he right back at me, no hesitation. Ha ha!