Rodentgate

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Happiness is...

Definitely not Murphy reappearing from the river with the backside of some sort of (already dead) rodent hanging out of his mouth and then running away for fear of losing his prize, followed by a sickening crunch.

The unfortunate rodent then reappeared in the boot of my car and would have easily passed as a Picasso surrealist piece. Dogs don’t really chew - it looked like the worst jigsaw puzzle EVER.

I think I would rather have had a cigar called Hamlet*.

C

* LTJ - there was a very famous advertising campaign in the eighties for Hamlet cigars. The slogan was ‘Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.’ See link