Fussy eater!

Today I learned that guinea pigs are fussy eaters. No ordinary communal hay for him, oh no it had to be meadowsweet carrot & apple flavour. I had to go all the way to Oban to get the stuff. at Pets at Home. Even there folks were panic buying! not sure if it was for their dugs or for themselves!
I then toddled over to Tesco, well that was a dead loss, yes I got what I wanted but not what my poorly friend wanted which was Paractomol. Nada, nothing, plus nae bog roll, nae wipes though I did buy her gentle puppy wipes from the pet shop, I thought what the heck, probably from the same company. At least her tail will be fine!. I did track down the Paracetamol in Superdrug but only two packets. On my  return I went to Harbros to collect Penes food and they too have been visited by the plague of locusts! I see France  and most other European countries are busy offering to spend three figure billions to help business, meanwhile in this country that twonk Johnson fiddles while the UK burns! and his equally stupid father is refusing to stop going to the pub etc, small wonder his idiot waste of sperm son is the way he is!
Here Nicola Strugeon keeps telling us "Its life but not as we know it" honestly were being ruled by a load of Space Cadets!  
I see that crowbar of a Chancellor is announcing "loans"   watch while all the crooked Tory businesses steal all of that leaving the small guy with crumbs!  This mob are making it up on the hoof.
Viva la Revolution!!!