Mirror, mirror

"The knowledge of yourself will preserve you from vanity."
Miguel de Cervantes


Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the fairest of them all?
Am I better looking than the Pud?
I think I am. Is that good?

Oh puppy dog don't fret so
About such trivial stuff though
You are the prettiest dog in all,
You know, these four walls


Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who is the fairest of them all?
I am the only dog, does that
Mean I'm better looking than a cat?

Oh puppy dog you are not daft,
But dog is dog and cat is cat.
You are our only dog, and a blast
You should be satisfied with that.


Alright then! Stick please! Ball!

P.s does my nose look wonky in this?

You're so Vain

Another busy day!