Lockdown is over - Beard and Hair Gone

I have been self-isolating from my razor during lockdown. The 32 deg C temperatures convinced me that it was time to reacquaint myself with shaving cream, razors and those annoying little nicks you get when you haven’t shaved for a while. Beard is on top, head hair Below.  I tried gradual reduction, but was worried about the characters I resembled. Before starting, I thought about auditioning as Uncle Albert in Only Fools & Horses;  then it was Caratacus Potts (Lionel Jeffries, in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang).  The next was off very quickly, didn’t want to dwell there.  Now, Little Britain could have a stand-in. Onwards and upwards. Mrs SoL suggested that I had lost 10 years in age. I simply don’t recognise myself in the mirror.