Not So Minty Fresh

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

We have (finally) started brushing Murphy’s teeth. We tried when he was a puppy but it was met with the same success as the launch of www.chocolatefireguards.com.

Murphy is not a big fan. He likes the toothpaste but doesn’t quite understand why having this treat means that he has to put up with someone’s finger rummaging about his mouth. Also, whoever invented finger brushes clearly did it as a joke.

“I’ve got this great idea lads. Let’s see if we can get some idiots to put their fingers, smeared in beef flavoured paste into dogs’ mouths. I know, who would be that stupid? If that doesn’t end up with some HILARIOUS YouTube videos, we could try it with zebra paste and the lion tamers.”

C