Murphy’s Law

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

At today’s stand up, Doug (scrum master)’s connection went flaky and all we could hear was a garbled noise. Di cut in to tell him, “Doug, you’re breaking up really badly. We can’t make out anything you’re saying”

We could hear a lot of rustling and a very faint, “s...th...fu...ing...c...puta,” but his connection problem resolved just in time for an inopportune (and crystal clear), “F**KING NIGHTMARE.”

Di chipped in (a little primly), “we can now clearly make out swearing.”

I was crying!

C