Scary floor

Luna ventured across the scary kitchen floor for a home-made chicken biscuit. Not home-made by me I hasten to add, but by my
lovely dog walker. Luna loves them, and David had a narrow escape when he spotted a bag of biscuits on the worktop and went to steal one.

Text from my friend - “first time in years I haven’t had a Christmas episiotomy”.

After much spitting out of coffee and hilarity it was de-autocorrected to “expedition”. I though autocorrect was based on frequency of use - so more people text about episiotomies than they do about expeditions it would seem. Good job my own is decades old or I’d have split it laughing. TMI?