Come out, come out, wherever you are....

Big crab Safari this morning!

This one must have really gone deep, couldn’t find him anywhere!

The first couple of hundred metres of the beach is ‘dogs on lead’. Just until you reach the sign which says:

‘Run free and chase your dreams’

My patented ‘Retractalead’ functions very well allowing a considerable degree of freedom of movement. You can even dig holes while attached. It’s a product I’d be happy to endorse if they ever need advertising talent - for a fee of course.

Returning to the sign:
Actually my reading isn’t great. I get most of my encyclopaedic knowledge from the telly. Which is why some of my ideas do not always survive fact checking! I try to mainly watch documentaries and the Education Channel to avoid misinformation. That said, I do like Vera, she’s so clever and has good working class heritage.

Ah yes the sign:
I’m so easily sidetracked these days. Must be my age, I’m nearly 5 you know!

The Silverback recons the sign says:
‘Dogs permitted off lead past this point. Please clean up after your dog’

Personally I prefer my reading of it!