Germany's next top model...?

'Okay, up onto your back legs, good. Now turn your head a bit to the left, chin up - that's right. Good. Now look me in the eye, lovely! Can you just fold your front paws in towards your tummy. Yes - a bit more... super! Now say 'chickenbythetonforthispose' - perfect!'

Click click click....

May I introduce Alfred Dog the pin up! :-)