Fire up the quattro

"Know your buttocks
"Gone are the days when you could give a passing female rear a friendly slap. I mourned their passing like the death of an old friend. Now you can look but not touch - like a starving man in a field of fine rump steak. Unless its someone you know (*), of course, in which case get in there

* By which I mean you're on speaking terms, y'know, you actually know their name


Aaaaah. The good old days. A brief excerpt from the book shown in the photo - which is as totally un politically correct as you could possibly get - its bloody brilliant :-)

Just watched the first episode of the new series of Ashes to Ashes. Very good - can't wait for next week. Can't beat DCI Gene Hunt (Philip Glenister - very lovely) - no political correctness....and a programme full of eighties music and a beautiful red Audi Quattro ....and intriguing storyline. Monday nights will be good for the next 5 weeks.