Wot’s that then?

“Is that a Zebra crossing? Sez I.
“No Zebras out here” replied the Silverback.

“No, I meant for pedestrians”
“No pedestrians out here either”

“Wot is it then?”
“Start of a Flying Doctor landing strip”

“Wot, for planes, to land on the road?”
“Yep”

“What’ll we do if a plane comes?”
“Get out of the way, quick smart”

Good idea, thought I.