Beer

Himself went to football with the Not Children which meant I had a good five hours to myself. Luckily the weather is still amazing so I've (not necessarily in order) washed and rehung the net curtains, cleared two black bags, an old hoover, a rusty BBQ and about five mostly empty tins of paint out of the garage (and a LOT of spiders), sold No. 2s old bed frame, Freecycled some stuff, booked the chimney sweep, spoken to John Lewis about yesterday's delivery confusion (they were going to send another mattress, I said thanks but one was plenty), dug up two of the three beds of potatoes at the allotment (it was quite a poor haul this year), cleaned the bath, repaired the shower head, put a new plastic strip on the bottom of the shower screen (way harder than it needed to be) and watered the bits of garden that are still thirsty. 

I think a beer may be in order now.