Your bill in triplicate, sir.

This cycling lark is even more expensive than golf! But if the shopkeeper looks you in the eye while handing over your bill you just have to believe you are getting a good deal.

In this instance I have absolute faith that I am getting excellent value for money. And whilst in the store I have been set to work mending another customer's puncture and putting his wheel back on for him.

And I didnt get paid!