GRUMBLE ALERT(s)!!

At least twice (Once per !) 
       1st Grumble - HOW the hairyworm can it be cheaper to drag chunks of chicken half way round the world than to buy it locally?  NO ruddy wonder Farmers complain?
       2nd Grumble - If it's not legal to sell a "Meat & Potato Pie" unless it contains more meat than Potato; HOW the @£$%^ is this CHICKEN Curry?  It claims 43% Rice, compared to 15% Chicken and Water comes higher up the list of ingredients than Chicken?

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