Citizen's Arrest!

"Officer, Officer! Stop, thief! The Pink Panther Gang - Montego Legend. He just parked his bike and now he's getting away with £90,000,000-worth of diamonds!"

"Calm down Sir, calm down."

"Don't just stand there Officer, I'll report you to the Chief Constable if you don't act!"

"He's not the Pink Panther, Sir."

"I'll have your pips - the Montego Legend, on the news this morning!"

"Sir, you're mixing him up with the Montenegro Gang. We British Transport Police are very good at Scrabble you know..."