We are being watched.....

Pigeon 1: Psssst! Cyril!

Pigeon 2: What is it Daphne?

Pigeon 1: We are being watched again by that bag of bones!

Pigeon 2: I know. I’m just ignoring him hoping he’ll go away. He’s harmless.

Pigeon 1: Can you see from down there what he’s holding in his hands?

Pigeon 2: I think it’s a Canon.

Pigeon 1: EEEEEEK! He might shoot!

Pigeon 2: Idiot! I meant a CANON CAMERA not a big gun! You just plopped in my ear!

Pigeon 1: I am sorry Cyril. I got a fright there.

Pigeon 2: HUMPH!

Track? Let’s have my favourite today - Big Log