Bag of nails!

Thought I'd go for a literal interpretation!

This plastic bag has been sat on the kitchen table for quite a few weeks. It has been taunting me mercilessly about jobs that remain undone. It is also a matter of time before I'm invited by the management to relocate them or have them permanently implanted.

I might also have to have it as my screen saver on my work laptop if for no other reason than to wind up Mark, the IT guy who has the desk next to mine.