GranMa Tulip Blips

By GranMaTulip

Day 8 – Still Sober for October… but only just! I

Well today didn't really start well! I had showered and was about to do my blip but had the bright idea to pour myself a glass of juice first. I’d juiced some apples, spinach and limes the day before, and had left it out on the top, it must have got a bit too warm as it sort of fermented a bit… when I tried to open the bottle KA-BOOMMMMM!!!! It shot out with the noise of a gun and hit the wall with such force it splattered around all four walls of my open plan living space and I mean ALL!!! I was covered, the kitchen was covered, the dining room, it even hit the TV way along into the lounge area. The dog got scared and pooped himself (no word of a lie!) and I laughed and laughed and laughed until it hurt!!

I had to shower again. I was late for work – it took me over an hour to attempt to clean the walls, ceiling, floor and everything else I found lime juice on! The dog hasn't really recovered; he spent most of the day in his downstairs bed sulking!

I sent a text to Mr T – Had accident, too much lime in my juice. Bring bucket of emulsion, roller and meeting me in the kitchen!!! His reply was ‘OH NO!’ He thought the worse…

I missed my no make-up 7:30am blip, so you get me ready for work, it was either this or break my SP run and post the lime splattered mess!

I will admit, my kitchen smells of mojito’s… I'm gagging for vodka!!!

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