I still don't know what you've done with me...

Have you heard about the Penis Beaker tale doing the rounds on the interweb just now?

I am completely intrigued by it. On Mumsnet a wife posted on a forum, seeking reassurance that her husband and her use of a "penis beaker", was not uncommon.

Well if the poor woman was seeking reassurance, she went to the wrong place. The last time I looked there were over 1000 responses, every one of them ridiculing, or expressing astonishment at either such a thing, or the fact that she sought to seek backing in such a public place.

Such was the response, it collapsed Mumsnet servers, and this attracted the attention of The Telegraph and the Guardian. Not only did it attract the newspapers, but they published the poor woman's name too.

I know I express my feelings, and emotions here, but something's should really be kept out of the public domain, eh?

But in the spirit of the Penis Beaker scandal..... Here are my selection of Beakers.... which one do you think we should use as a Penis Beaker?