Anyone lost a giant phone??

Because I have just found it on the central reservation.

I did a pathetic swim today but I did do a wonderful chilling session in the jacuzzi. It was Kim's birthday breakfast and just as I'd sat down I received a text reminding me to give blood today...doh! I thought it was next week. I had to rush home to check what time my appointment was and then headed off to give my armful. They did the thumb prick test and I failed it!! They then took a syringe full and I failed that!! After all that rushing my haemoglobin level was too low...never had that before.

I wasted the rest of the day and now I'm flicking around trying to find something decent to watch on TV....to no avail :(