Super Bowl

It's Super Bowl Sunday....a holy day of obligation where all of America worships armored behemoths who whack each other senseless on big-screen TVs. (OK, I have a big screen TV...I happen to like movies large.) My guests and I use this day as a great excuse for a party in the middle of winter, where we gorge on foods we never eat at any other time of year...buffalo wings, pizzas loaded with gorgonzola, pancetta, mozzarella, artichoke hearts, etc. Of course, this demands many quarts of beer and wine to wash all this down for the 4 hour viewing. Thus on this day, the Seattle Seahawks trounced the Denver Broncos 43 - 8. Now, how can that be considered Super. Colbert calls it the Superb Owl...fitting and just as silly.