wait just one more shot

By Susanbmathew

Log Wars

Ok that has nothing to do with the blip however, it rarely does. It's called charm, people......embrace it.
This was the original one I wanted to use. I know it's not a good Crop but I hated to lose that top texture. I asked someone else, who was wrong btw. my husband which one he preferred.
Guess what? I won.
I had a totally lazy day. Now I am making up for it. I have about 200 loads of laundry to do. I fell asleep to a home improvement shows and........woke up to a home improvement show.
When I do this, and sleep lightly the words I am hearing creep into my subconscious and become part of my dream .
I'm still sorting them out however tool belts have a certain appeal to me.......I can't even talk about crown molding. Don't ask.

And .......I just burned the chicken cacciatore. Well not burned as much as imbedded it into the bottom of a pan.
Maybe I'll just hang it on the wall and say it's art.

I thought the snow would melt as it was over 40 degrees. The ice on the way to the mailbox melted into a small pond. (If you like to fish I may have that option soon)
The snow on the way to the compost heap is over 3 ft
I need to dump so much into it. :)

I checked out my hellebore patch and it is still under 2 feet of snow when, to my surprise ......oh oh oh oh oh disgusting neighbor has placed easily 40 or 50 dog logs on my side yard. Which means he has gathered them when he goes on a walk and brought them back.
If he thinks he messed with me BEFORE!
I don't know when he works however he is going to find them on his front porch as soon as I see his car gone.
He is the one that 3 years ago I called hmmm let me see if I can say it...ok rhymes with chencil mick little trick. Then I went back into my house swearing a blue streak ( I can have a filthy mouth) I was yelling and left the living room. I heard my father say to my mother in a little voice :"Fran, what's a d-bag?" He said the real word as I had said it about 50 times.

He doesn't like me. Go figure.

My sister had come up with a few ideas. She wanted to put motion detector lights on the shed so they would shine when he comes into my yard.
I liked the idea of buying chicken wire and putting it up between our yards. I then would buy bags of rag strips and ribbon and weave and tie them.
I wanted to get chickens and a goat or two.
Except it's a little house and a little yard. I will think of something however, I need to know what to do with about 40 dog logs.
Hey Jim, I baked you a pie.
D-bag.

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