Oh crap, is that the time?

Today was ok. I didn't say or do anything too stupid. No, that's not true, I set my dressing gown on fire. But it was a small fire and didn't engulf anything important, and while we're on the subject, I don't think the word "Engulf" is used nearly enough. Such a great word. Not as good as "Flange", but the bar's been set pretty high.