Sanders

He was standing there with his hearing aid, two used sanders and a gaudy orange handbag in his shopping cart. Is that your purse? No, he says, its hers but I'm not sure where she went. Do you know anything about sanders? No, says I, I hate sanding. He laughs and his wife shows up. They pose after she straightens his hair. What you gonna do with the photo? Probably sell it for $20K USD he surmises. We both laugh. What do you do, he says. I'm retired. He says retired or retarded? Probably a little of both says I.

Alternates. A vape seller. The view of Mt. Evans today. A paint pusher.

BTW, making the transition from USA to Canada tomorrow. Tough to keep up with comments.