Teddy

"Guess what, Mum?!"

Go on. Astound me.

"GERMANY won the World Cup. The football competition."

Ah yes - I did hear.

"How did YOU know?!"

The same way I know about the empty crisp packet under your pillow and what you watch on YouTube... I'm your Mum. I know EVERYTHING.

Best to get that seed sown early I think.