When I'm Cleaning Windaes

Well that's the Scots version for the George Formby song going through my head as my own singing is not the greatest I did murder a song once at karioke and won £25 probably after I helped clear the bar at closing time lol I on the odd occasion when in the shower I will sing one my favorite song on my phone by Keane called Somewhere Only We Know and that's about it anyway where was I ahh yes George Formby well I neither sing like him or have the brylcreamed hair and teeth or the Ukulele but I'm certainly more ruggedly handsome than him haha enough of that well my driving cab windae was mocket with dead flies by the time I stopped here at Alnmouth on my way back north so it was time to pull the knob and squirt some white stuff onto the window and put my wipers into super fast mode to clear the crap from the window and let me see again as at 125mph it can get caked on along with matter from flying birds that tend to do kamikaze head butts off my window with todays count of 1 phesant aroud 3-5 wee sparrows and 3 wood pigeons and a partridge in a pear tree lol well all except the partridge I guess you could say none of them were called lucky oh and a lovely we dug had been hit by a train on the opposite line as well near Goswick which is such a shame as that will be someones pet I reported that to the signaller when I stopped at Berwick as rail staff might be able to contact the owners to let them know and no doubt the RSPB will be wanting to cancel my subscription as hundreds of birds each day must be hit by numerous trains around the network and they will think I'm some kind of bird killer oh well not a lot you can do when travelling so fast anyway that was my day today and it's the same job tomorrow now then movie for the day is "Dirty Deeds 2005 " See Ya