Tax for the stupid? A mug's game!

Seriously, I was counting on a lottery win last night to save me from going into work this morning.
After 2 and a half weeks away from the office it was a struggle getting back into the swing of things today.

I had 986 unread emails in my inbox.
Where do you start with that?
Ctrl-A, delete? :-)

Anyway, a lottery win isn't the answer - I need a better plan :-)