Dolphins for lazy people

Tess and i had to arrange the bearded one's birthday present. This was a very taxing activity so I feigned a weak protest when she asked to sandwich the task between two visits to satisfy her addiction for hot chocolate and cookies at a certain coffee shop. But before all that nonsense, as we never got a chance to tour round the granite city to catch the dolphins du mer, some bright spark had luckily corralled them into a big net and floated them into the Marischal College quadrangle, basically so lazy bottomed people like me could see them all in one go, close up, amid a sea of other people armed with smart phones. It was so busy it felt like an old lady manic sculpture jumble sale. I hope some golden bar bottomed oil companies bid high and bid well for them when they come to auction.