Chives

Really pressed for time today, I've been DIYing (don't misread that and send flowers or anything). Funny how a small change to a bathroom i.e installation of new sink can multiply into new tiles for the surround plus a bit of plastering not to mention redecorating the whole sodding bathroom. Mrs Wild One is however pleased with the results so far although she is no cleaner using the new sink than she was the old one. The bank balance has subsequently gone down £5oo so that will have to come out of Mrs Wild One's boozing and fag money and she's not going to bingo for the next millennium either..I'll show her who's boss! Of course i'm only joking Mrs Wild One is truly wonderful and is my 'eyes' when we're out 'dilping'. Dilping will perhaps be a strange expression to most sane people but it is the expression Mrs Wild One uses for 'going out to see what we can find' . This can be anything from mushrooms, wild flowers or even discarded bars of gold. It stands alongside the other expression in her life "we're going shopping."