Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banan

Well, the new 'chilled' school-morning routine worked a treat, I even squeezed in a run. The day without them was filled with errands and before I knew it hometime had arrived. Much to my astonishment no bickering after school either!  Have aliens abducted my children? Apparently not- thats them I can hear upstairs, rumbling about even though its half an hour past bedtime.

 
My evening walk found me this chap. Chunky thighs, a pointy nose and a thirst for pollen but no name.