Working 9 to 5

Number of hours spent cleaning the midden: 14

Number of pennies discovered during the cleaning process: 64 (not enough to hire Molly Maid unfortunately)

Number of times Minion number one complained "it's not fair": 47 (this is a rough estimate as I was trying my damndest to ignore the constant whingeing).

Number of hours Minion number two slept last night: 13 (absolutely unheard of- total bliss).

Number of times Minion number one was threatened with having a bin bag taken to her room: 28

Number of times said bin bag actually saw action: 2

Number of decibels reached when Minion number one caught sight of bin bag: 135

Number of loads of washing done:9

Number of odd socks discovered: 38

Number of times Minion number two complained of the lack of Orkshire puddings with her roast dinner: 7

Number of minutes it will take Satans Minions to return the newly imacculate midden to it's regular state: Anyones guess- place your bets now.



Quote of the day: "Are you going to make me spend my entire life tidying my room?" (Minion number one, age 4)

This is the view out of the landing window. Too busy to venture much further afield.