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My big boy is not so well today (he's not that ill either).

He is able to play electronic games with great skill and dexterity but is unable to speak like a normal human. He needs to be brought orange juice at regular intervals and can only move around in his sleeping bag like a caterpillar.

He is making very effective groaning sounds, although he occasionally forgets that someone might be listening and sounds strangely normal as he chatters to himself.

I think he's learning how to have Man Flu. Poor thing.