HOUSE HUNTING HOUSE MARTINS

"Blimey, how many more have we got to look at? They all look much the same to me."
"Well ......."
"Come on love, how about this one? Nice view, nice bit of Yorkshire stone ...?"
"Well ..... there was that one nearer the river ...."
"Oh go on, this is the one, I can feel it in me feathers."
" Well, maybe .... though you'd think they could have whipped a duster over these soffit boards before we viewed. Mucky folk."