Bee Happy

I'm trying. The days are odd at the moment, but filled with me trying desperately to find some way in which to become the person I keep getting told I could be.

Let me explain. Take my Dad. On Sunday evening he said that he knew somewhere there was a job or business that would be lucky to have me. I've been told I can sell piss flavoured ice lollies to eskimo kids, that I have people skills and ability to express myself in both inventive and creative ways.

I'm not blowing my own trumpet. The most I've done with this good press that I receive is to create a database that tracks the stats of my wins over Kirky on FIFA. I bought a signed Al Pacino picture for £30 on ebay and kept it because he's ace as well, not exactly Alan Sugar territory.

In the past I've had so many get rich quick schemes. I once believed buying at Car Boots and selling on Ebay was a winner: I've still got the 1974 FA Cup final programme I bought for twenty quid. I thought maybe the reverse was true and I bought off ebay to sell at car boots. The result? 60 different pin badges in my loft.

I had an idea about creating a website called Taxi's Anywhere, and as yet I still believe that I'm onto a winner with that. All I need is people around me to help. You see I may be an idea's man, someone who can envisage things happening. I just don't make them happen. I'm a thinker, not a doer. I need a doer.

Unless your thing is creating a little excel spreadsheet that essentially says that Kirky only wins one game every two hours. That is something I can always do. Mind you I can show Kirky that next time he is round, and that will be a priceless moment.

Yeah so it's a picture of a bee with some interesting shaped stuff on the left hand side of it. Cracking.

Thanks everyone who has emailed and commented recently. I'm really hoping for a catch up soon. I haven't even replied to a couple of emails as I'm experiencing some 'interesting' personal circumstances that are resulting in a unique lifestyle I've not encountered before.

I've still got big holes in my socks though, so some things never change.