Down in front!

It looks as if our television is broken. There is a shadow that appears on the screen, generally whenever there is a natural history program on. It is suspiciously cat shaped. 

So thank you BBC Winterwatch. You've completely compromised my viewing satisfaction and I will be looking for a commensurate reduction in the licence fee. 

I will also be instigating litigation if Lilli's eyesight is damaged by your indiscriminate broadcast of rapidly moving, edible wildlife. Irresponsible is what it is.