Australia Day

My Dear Fellow,

A very lazy Sunday has been had. In fact, there were plans for things to be done, but they have not really materialised.

The problem, you see, is that "Australian Survivor", "The Block Australia" and "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" (from Australia) is on telly.

So if chores remain undone and the floors remain unswept, we can blame Australia. Damn them with their "INXS" and "Clive James".

El P.