Ology Confusion

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Last night, Youngest Mini Princess was packing some last minute toiletries for her trip away today.

She has a new moisturiser which she is very excited about. ‘I lust love skin care products’.*

She started reading out the ingredients in her moisturiser and informed me that it is ‘dermatologically tested’.

YMP: Dermatology, that’s the bum stuff isn’t it?

Me (confused): No, it’s skin

YMP: What’s the bum one?

Me (still confused): Are you still talking about creams?

YMP: No, you know - the place for vagina stuff?

Me: Gynaecology?

YMP: Oh yeah, that’s it.

Not sure where she thought her moisturiser had been tested!

We watched Eagle vs Shark tonight. I thought it was BRILLIANT...

Lily: How did you find out where I live?

Jarrod: I got my flatmate to ring up your work. Tell them it was an emergency. You probably shouldn't go in there. They think you're dead.

After, I watch a kiwi film, my inner voice speaks in a kiwi accent for HOURS. I went to put the jug on for a cuppa. Sweet as.

Aroha nui.

C

*If I hadn’t actually seen her ‘pop’ out**, I’d swear that she couldn’t be my child.

**Don’t think about it. Oooops too late!