Work Life Balance

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

It’s the start of the year
When Santa is missed
He’s at home with Rudolph
Already quite pissed

He’s feeling quite chirpy
That nineteenth mojito
Is going quite nicely
With chicken burrito

He has a great balance
Just one month of the year
He works like a b@stard
And then sits on his rear

No January blues
No cough, colds or sneezes
He puts up his feet
And does as he pleases

I really think Santa
Has got it just right
Cos working in January
Is totally sh1te

C