There Are So Many Words

A bit of a quick fiddle to make a very boring portrait look a little more interesting.

It was quite appropriate though as the boy (at times) just prattles on driving one to distraction.....and.....we are lucky to have a boy who just loves being at home. Unfortunately though he has a huge resistance to doing his schoolwork.


Jaiya and I are not that academic so it’s a bit difficult to get enthusiastic to try and help him.

The days are going by so fast....I am trying to be a bit more productive this week and have gone back to school myself and have been cramming in photoshop tutorials....I think my brain has turned into spaghetti and I always get a bit disheartened due to the fact that no matter how close I follow the instructor/ions it never seems to work out...sigh.

We all experience this so differently...........

Half of us will come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
I’m deciding where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
Every few days try on your jeans just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas make you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Home-schooling is going well, 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from
Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came inside and told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
Quarantine Day 5: I went to the restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I don’t know how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... Now I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under….