Do birds like potatoes?

Sorry about this one. It's getting late and my eyes are hanging out of my head. It was a good day work wise (from home) and I managed to get done what I wanted with only a few head scratching moments.

Tesco Man called as usual in the morning with my weekly stuff. I suppose I should have taken a photo of the potato mountain I accidentally ordered. I was quite horrified when they kept appearing. Instead of ordering four loose baking potatoes, I somehow managed to order four big bags of baking potatoes as well as my usual bag of King Edwards. I've had to put some in the bottom of my wardrobe as I couldn't close my kitchen cupboard door!

If there is a potato famine anywhere in the world, I am probably responsible. I think I must ask Tesco to enhance their iPhone app to come up with useful messages when someone orders something out of the ordinary - 'Do you really want four extra bags of spuds, you daft cow?' That would work for me.

Not a single bird looked at the feeders today. I expect they saw Tesco Man heaving all those potatoes up the drive and are now mistrustful of me. Do you think they'd notice if I slipped one in?

Track? Yes, I know the ideal one would be 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns n' Roses looking at that tangly mess. However, I HATE that track! Instead, here is the fantastic Tinsley Ellis with one of my favourite tracks and the answer to that question 'What am I going to do with all those potatoes?' - It's A Mystery To Me