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Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

During the “seamless” setting up of Albert’s new contract, Voda-tw@tting-cantswearproperlyonblip-phone cut him off and “computer says no” to switching it back on until his new phone is delivered (tomorrow).

I told Albert that this is Toms revenge for yesterday. Who’s laughing now*?

C

*not bloody me after the length of time I was on the phone to them today