I’ve known stranger ...

Last night for instance I dreamt I was playing cricket with Jo Biden in his garden. He used a Zimmer frame in the run up to bowling, which he cast aside just before he threw the ball. After that a one legged pigeon dressed as a pirate seems fairly routine.

Today I worked hard but struggled. Tomorrow I intend to be happy...

PS the pigeon is real and was seen in Woking town centre. The pirate outfit is, I admit, my own creation.