Do you want a SMACK?

I don't actually know what a smack is, because I've never had one. However, I know by the tone of Ann's voice that a 'smack' is not a very nice thing.


Today Ann was working 11am-3pm so I went for a run about in 'Braidburn Valley Park' for an hour this morning and when she came home, we went to 'Morningside Park'. But do you know what?.................. she forgot to take her phone. Ann takes her phone everywhere with her. ….........Even when I just nip outside for my bedtime wee, Ann takes her phone. She feels really naked without it......................


BUT this afternoon she forgot it......................... She said, 'Trixie, we'll be home within the hour. We don't need a phone and I'll just photograph you in your bed for your BLIP.'


My human is 63 years old?!!! …...............For the first 7 years of her life, she lived in a house that didn't even have a landline. And now she can't cope if her phone is out of her sight for 2 mins??? Having said that, Ann runs a very successful 'Airbnb' business from her phone. She's a 'super host', which means that she has to respond to all messages within the hour. If anyone wants a little break in Cornwall before Xmas, you can check us out here.


Anyway, due to a lack of Blipping opportunities, I've been Blipped next to my toy basket and manky old balls box.


…...............And then................. an advert for the 'Cats Protection League' came onto the TV. (TV is just above me in this BLIP) and I went crazy.


In real life, I just ignore cats, because I'm a bit scared of them. If they're on TV, I woof at them and Ann gets really mad with me.  She says, 'NO' in a really stern voice. Most of the time I stop woofing, because I know what 'NO' means. Occasionally, I'll keep woofing, and then Ann says, 'Trixie, would you like a big, fat, SMACK?'


Mmmmmm............. I don't think a 'smack' is something I would like, so I'm just chillaxing on the rug now.


Happy Tuesday Evening Blippers. xxx