Oh no! I've got my beak stuck!

Shit! (Oooops I think I just did!)

Sorry everyone. I am not able to put on my usual display owing to getting my beak stuck in a rather unfortunate place. I have no idea how this happened at all. I was not making a PIGeon of myself and eating. Tis true I tell you! Stop laughing over there in the cheap seats. You need to be removed immediately !

I, being such a fine, gorgeous figure of a bird was actually going through my fitness regime. I had done six squats using the top bar - between you and me I was trying to keep my balance and nearly fell off - then I did six forward lunges on each side to preserve my shapely thighs. You have to be very careful with those or you can end up doing the splits in midair with your nuts caught up on the side of the feed dish...

I had done my six shimmies to the left followed by six shimmies to the right when I thought I'd go straight into neck stretches - helps me to keep the firm jawline - when my beak got stuck in that hole! Would you believe it?! What a daft place to put a hole! It's impossible to reach without standing on tip toes....

I've tried bravely eating my way out but I'm still stuck! HELP! HELP! You know it's hard to shout when you have a beak full? HELP!

Track? Still Rainbow - I just hope I'm not going to be here - All Night Long!